“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”
(via)
Omg they’re all so small and thirsty and they know where to go to get a drink why am i crying
story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”
DEAD
“Story time.
I have this one white friend.
And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,
“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”
And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”
And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”
And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”
And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.
So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”
And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”
[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.
And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”
And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”
And I’m like “Yes.”
And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”
I’m like, “No.”
And she’s like “What’s the difference?”
And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”
And she’s like “I don’t understand.”
And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.
I’m actually crying
guys I actually shed a tear
I am a puddle. I am a puddle of tears.
I love it when kitties do that
it is illegal to be this fucking cute
karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife
🍂💐🌷🌸🍁 mr krabs begs karen not to fuck his wife moodboard 🔆🌻🌼🌟💫
Karen bisexual icon
I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while
Johnny Depp receives his Disney Legend Award at the D23 Expo [x]
I can’t handle this
haha funny hey remember when he violently abused his wife
no but i do remember this:
Police denied claims: http://ew.com/article/2016/05/27/johnny-depp-amber-heard-police-investigated-abuse-claim-no-evidence-crime-found/
His evidence list: http://bybyeblackbird.tumblr.com/post/168411141303/so-it-turns-out-that-the-evidence-and-witness
She dropping case and RO with prejudice: http://radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/johnny-depp-docs.pdf
Her being an abuser (and given 2 years probation for it):
http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/07/amber-heard-domestic-violence-arrest-partner-tasya-van-ree/
https://www.inquisitr.com/3185259/amber-heard-arrest-the-homophobic-cop-is-a-gay-woman-tasya-van-ree-was-lying-to-protect-amber/
His ex-managers didn’t prove anything they just said they heard something about it and only said this after Johnny sued them for fraude
The money Johnny payed Amber was from settling their divorce and had nothing to do with the case which was dropped by her
Johnny was never arrested or convicted and has always denied
also these links are very interesting:
http://bybyeblackbird.tumblr.com/post/153782386748/i-need-some-ammo-to-help-my-case-to-prove-johnny
http://haliameguid.tumblr.com/post/145774943038/a-sourced-breakdown-of-the-claims-against-johnny
http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/162993185437/do-you-know-where-that-jd-ah-comment-you-just
http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/168379537802/neither-party-has-made-false-accusations-for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AODxWiLnHQ
http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/168420811379
http://becauseitisjohnnydepp.tumblr.com/post/168652816132/hi-first-i-want-to-say-that-i-love-your-tumblr-3
THIS ↑ ↑ ↑ Inform yourselves before talking bullshit, people!
When Depp first sued her for defamation she desperately sought something to blackmail him with. She found nothing, despite hiring people to look.
This is why equality matters and male victims of abuse matter you fucking degenerates
^^ THIS!!!
